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Interpol
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   Topic: The Way of the Future; The Way of the Future
Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:19pm |
I hate washing my f**king hands. I do it, but I dislike it.
In the worst scenarios involving hand-washing, I have to wash twice. Yes, f**king twice. If, for example, I take the trash out and suddenly have the urge to go to the bathroom, not only do I have to wash my hands before I piss, I have to wash after as well. Why?
I'm also a quick-flusher. I like to reach quickly for the handle after my work is done, and wash my hands even quicker. I clean them rapidly, but thoroughly. The thing that makes this habit of mine so uncomfortable is that when I flush the toilet, and wash my hands immediately after, the washing sound is drowned out by the flush. So when I'm leaving the stall or bathroom, any passer-by assumes that I didn't wash my hands.
Sometimes, the only way I can solve this is by wetting my hands and not drying them, this way people know immediately that I did in fact wash my hands; or that I just pissed all over them.
f**k.
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Preach
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:32pm |
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I have an obsession with washing my hands. I probably do it about 40 times a day... rough estimate. I absolutely HATE the feel of any dirt, sweat, etc. etc. on my hands.
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AquaNox
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:34pm |
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I assume you dont choke the chicken then, Preach?
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Interpol
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 8:41pm |
Originally posted by AquaNox
I assume you dont choke the chicken then, Preach? Literally? Or... either way, it's inhumane.
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NaeBlis
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:07pm |
Howard Hughes, lolz
I maybe wash my hands 3 times a day..maybe, that includes showers and bathroom.
I also chew the sh*t out of my fingernails.
and I would eat with my hands at classy restraunts if it was socially acceptable.
I am nibblies, hear me rawr!
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Teh Nibblies 
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Jbanicar
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:41pm |
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That explains a lot now, Preach, lol.
*sneezes on his hands*
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Despiron
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:48pm |
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wtf I have to register now!
well I haven't showered in 2 days but I wash my hands 5 times a day
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Preach
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 9:55pm |
I don't do it because of germs or anything. It's just the feel of dirt, oil, grime... whatever... on my hands that bugs me.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness 
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MadDawg
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Posted: 16/August/2006 at 10:40pm |
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I shower everyday maybe twice if needed... But washing my hands isn't anything big, I do after going to the bathroom everytime no matter what. When it comes to other dirt though I don't care, Maybe that is cause I grew up on a farm actually working and didn't have that silver spoon.
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donut
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Posted: 17/August/2006 at 12:46am |
Originally posted by Interpol
I hate washing my f**king hands. I do it, but I dislike it.
In the worst scenarios involving hand-washing, I have to wash twice. Yes, f**king twice. If, for example, I take the trash out and suddenly have the urge to go to the bathroom, not only do I have to wash my hands before I piss, I have to wash after as well. Why?
I'm also a quick-flusher. I like to reach quickly for the handle after my work is done, and wash my hands even quicker. I clean them rapidly, but thoroughly. The thing that makes this habit of mine so uncomfortable is that when I flush the toilet, and wash my hands immediately after, the washing sound is drowned out by the flush. So when I'm leaving the stall or bathroom, any passer-by assumes that I didn't wash my hands.
Sometimes, the only way I can solve this is by wetting my hands and not drying them, this way people know immediately that I did in fact wash my hands; or that I just pissed all over them.
f**k.
and I thought I was wierd.. 
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